This was the best moment of the Oprahthon last night, the clip we would want to show every gun nut who hates Donald Trump but is afraid not to vote for him because she is going to take away their guns. So, what does the Trump campaign do? Tweets it right out there in front of those very eyes, in the moronic belief that this is somehow bad for Kamala. If these weren’t the worst people in America, you could almost feel sorry for them, but they are so you can’t.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump is careening downhill. He is having the most public nervous breakdown we’ve ever seen, and the good news is that we’re only at the beginning of it. Karma — or should I say Karmala? — is moving on him like a BITCH!
Let’s check in and see what he’s been saying and tweeting lately:
"We're not taking 'em from infested countries." … “With all I have done for Israel I received only 24% of the Jewish vote. … I really haven't been treated very well, but that's the story of my life.” … “In my opinion, the Jewish people would have a lot to do with a loss.” … “Vote for Donald Trump. What the hell do you have to lose?” … “Did they give Comrade Kamala the questions? It was 3 on 1, but they were mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn’t even close, as is now reflected in the polls. I WON THE DEBATE!" … “Finally everyone is agreeing that I won the Debate with Kamala. It was like a delayed reaction but, as one Political Pundit said, ‘Trump is still the G.O.A.T.’” … “And they didn’t correct her once. And they corrected me everything I said practically, I think 9 times or 11 times, and the audience was absolutely, they went crazy.” [THERE WAS NO AUDIENCE AT THE DEBATE] … If you’re feeling adventurous, here, watch this.
“So you have millions of gallons of water pouring down from the north, with the snow caps in Canada and all pouring down. And they have essentially a very large faucet, and you turn the faucet, and it takes one day to turn it, it’s massive … and you turn that and all of that water goes aimlessly into the Pacific. And if you turned it back, all of that water would come right down here and right into Los Angeles.” [A very large faucet!] … “So I call up my wife, and I say, baby, who could draw crowds, nobody can draw crowds like me, nobody, not even close. I’m the Greatest of All Time, maybe greater even than Elvis, because Elvis had a guitar, I don’t have a guitar. Elvis had a guitar. I don’t have the privilege of a guitar.” … “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” … “They use highly inflammatory language. I can use it too — far better than they can — but I don’t.” … “They’re EATING THE DOGS!” Watch this, it’s really good.
And with everything that’s going on, he cannot help himself, he’s still grubbing for every last cent anybody else has. NFTs, Bibles, pieces of the mug shot suit, digital trading cards, sneakers, pieces of the Biden debate suit, books, crypto, stock in his fast-flaming-out media venture, and knives. And now that his hatred for Taylor has slipped out, how long before we see Animosity Bracelets?
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