2025-06-12 THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

You fucking fight back

The red circle indicates the entire area plagued by the uncontrollable conflagrations that are burning my city to the ground.

I’ve not been a big Gavin Newsom fan over the years. Of course I voted for him, and would again if he wasn’t term-limited, but I never saw him as anything super-special. And I’ve been particularly unfond of him recently.

There was his edict that the homeless can’t stay in one place for more than three days. There’s his podcast, where he’s been hosting the scummy likes of Steve Bannon, Charlie Kirk, and Dr. Phil. And there has always been his brief but nonetheless actual marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle — as Amber Ruffin would say, WHAAAAAAAT?

But things have changed. In answer to my Tuesday question, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DEMOCRATS?, Gavin Newsom stepped forward that very night and said, “I’m here.” His nine-minute speech was everything we’ve been craving for the past decade, and his social media over the past few days has been brutal.

First, let’s focus on the speech. If you haven’t seen it, watch it. The best Trump can do against him is the moronically puerile “Newscum.” Let’s see what Newsom has.